For centuries, mankind has been fascinated with pyramids; their four-sidedness, their essential pointiness, their celestial alignment. When the amount of available pyramidal energy existed to provide for all of the actual pyramids, this fascination was safe and amicable for all the pyramids in question.
 | There is only a finite amount of Pyramidal Energy to go around.
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| Countless people squander Pyramidal energy in a pointless attempt to sharpen knife blades. | | Millions of pyramid paper weights, charms, key chains, and candles are sold every year, thereby decreasing the per pyramid ration of Pyramidal Energy. |
| It takes 5,000 gigwatts of Pyramidal energy to maintain one sizeable pyramid for one whole year. | | The Pyramids are crumbling at a faster rate than normally accounted for by wind, weather, and polutants. |
Please support the effort to conserve Pyramidal Energy by refusing to:
buy pyramids. meditate upon pyramids. sharpen knives with pyramids.
Joining the Save the Pyramids Campaign. 
Or, if you have a home page, you can add this graphic with a link to this page to your web pages to help 
spread the word:
Please save the banner graphic and place it in your own directory, so that Save the Pyramids may continue to keep page download times to a minimum. If you have any problems with the html code or anything else write to Lady Neferset.
